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Steve's Story

TEAM How did you get involved in this reunion?
STEVE I rather inadvertently mentioned to a certain young lady, who shall remain nameless, (see interview with Rebecca - doh!) that Martin (Loat) had begun to attempt to organise a reunion for the new millennium and I expressed some vague disappointment that it had petered out (that'll teach him to have had Chris Plant assisting him!) Before you could say Y2K she had also discovered that Paul and Elaine were also fairly sympathetic to the concept and so, riding this inexorable and overwhelming tide of opinion, Rebecca eventually succumbed and threw in her lot with us.
TEAM What role do you play in the team?
STEVE Of the four of us, I see myself as the George figure, to Rebecca's John, Elaine's Paul and Paul's Ringo (if that's not confusing enough). That is, I'm the quiet one, who very occasionally comes up with something fairly good. Rebecca and Elaine are definitely the creative, dynamic duo and Paul, (I'm sure he won't mind the comparison) is the offbeat one banging away at everything in the background.
TEAM What are your aims for the event and what do you hope to achieve?
STEVE I think Kenneth Williams once wrote something about there always being an unlimited supply of second chances...
TEAM You mean, you're not the least bit curious in seeing how everyone turned out?
STEVE No, quite the opposite..!
TEAM A lot of hard work goes into making a reunion, what benefits have you received so far?
STEVE The chief benefit for me is knowing that there is somewhere in cyberspace that is forever PPS 1973 to 1980: somewhere that has captured and encapsulated a very important set of memories.
TEAM What would people remember you for during your time at PPS?
STEVE I guess I'll find that out at the reunion
TEAM How would you view your time at PPS?
STEVE Seven years of seriously chronic under achievement, interspersed with a few good laughs on the way!
TEAM Did you have a favourite subject at school?
STEVE Yes, despite the best efforts of the teacher concerned
TEAM And your least favourite subject?
STEVE I was a lean mean learning machine - nothing phased me!
TEAM Did you ever do anything completely stupid at school?
STEVE Yes, O - level commerce with Mr Venkatesan: out of a group of 11, 9 got 'unclassifieds' and 2 of the girls got 'E's (swots!). Strangely, Mr V. never showed up for the new academic year but, by golly, do I know the difference between a sole trader and a multiple retail outlet (sum total of my knowledge).
TEAM Did you have a favourite teacher?
STEVE It has to be Cmdr. Foster by a long chalk - I never had him, but I got my first vicarious thrills of real life horror by hearing how he resorted to extreme physical abuse to keep his class in order - if he could have keel-hauled the kids I'm sure he would have! (His type have passed forever - he'd be behind bars if he behaved like that today!)
TEAM Tell us what happened to you over the past 20 years?
STEVE Mainly dabbled to excess - you can read all about it in the first of a series of semi-autobiographical novels I aim to write - there you go, dabbling again!
TEAM Do you have a family?
STEVE Yes: I also have a 6 year old daughter, who is my raison d'etre.
TEAM Have you kept in touch with anyone from school?
STEVE Our little clique was never rent asunder - I still see Steve C, Martin L, Andrew B (Monty), Benny H and Alan M, on a frequent basis plus back in touch with these miscreants (the team) and a few others via Friend Reunited
TEAM How have you changed since leaving PPS?
STEVE The same way I always did, but more fastidiously.
TEAM Apart from organising the reunion, how do you spend your time?
STEVE Writing the first in a series of semi-autobiographical novels
TEAM What would you say has been your greatest achievement?
STEVE Apart from getting this far through this interview, my daughter Katya.
TEAM Do you have any unfulfilled ambitions?
STEVE See two qs, above
TEAM Have you achieved your 15 mins of fame yet?
STEVE I think if you add up all the times I've appeared on TV it would amount to about 3mins 37 secs. So I've got another 11mins 23secs - perhaps that interview about my first novel will cover that.
TEAM Much can change in 20 years - how will we recognise you at the reunion?
STEVE My name badge
TEAM And, finally, knowing what you know now, would you ever organise another reunion?
STEVE Haven't I signed up to an annual commitment?